Surat Putus Cinta - Broken English

Assalamualaikum :)

Korang pernah bercinta tak? Ajmal tak pernah, sebab Ajmal against couple. Jom baca surat orang 'fail' English  yang nak memutuskan hubungan.

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with my eyes myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. I dont trust you again! You really crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this triangle. I know this result I pick very correct,  because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk,
Tijah.

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